Steve Jobs: Answers from the Afterlife

We Called Heaven. Steve Picked Up.

What happens when you give an AI a ouija board and a decent microphone? Apparently, you get Steve Jobs — slightly echoing, possibly feminine-voiced, and still complaining about UI design in the afterlife.

We sat down (sort of) with the ghost of Apple's co-founder to mark 50 years of Apple Computer, and things got insanely great fast. We asked the hard questions: Is Heaven a closed ecosystem? Did he recruit da Vinci? Does God's interface need simplification?

Spoiler: yes to all three.

This interview is equal parts absurd, surprisingly philosophical, and deeply, joyfully weird — exactly how Steve would have wanted it.

And yes, you'll want to stick around for "one more thing" at the end.

Happy April Fools' Day, everyone. May your day be glitch-free, your ecosystem closed, and your turtleneck freshly pressed. 🖤